This Girl’s Crappy Story Will Make You In no way Want To Poop On A Date Once again

Zola, meet your match. She goes by @_blotty on Twitter and @_soft_bagel on Instagram.

Blotty has a story to inform about 💩💩💩.

When nature came calling for the duration of a date Monday (March 21), Blotty did what any “confident, calm and self-assured woman” would do. She utilised the damn toilet.

Uh-oh. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

(I hope you are not consuming something whilst reading this, since it’s about to go even a lot more downhill from here.)


She recruits outdoors help.

This is receiving as well painful to study.


Duly noted.

If all this sounds as well hilarious/tragic/vomit-inducing to be correct, here’s a disclaimer — it may possibly be. Blotty could have produced this complete factor up and successfully trolled the thousands of individuals who’ve retweeted her. MTV News has reached out to her for comment, but in the meantime, maybe double-check that your toilet is functioning effectively so no a single encounters this horrific difficulty again.

H/T BuzzFeed

I in no way fed my Neopets.