Rick Santorum Gives Up, Also

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By Jaime Fuller

The previous couple of days of the 2016 presidential election cycle have gone like the very first handful of minutes of the Hunger Games — now that the voting gates are open and the contestants have been set loose, the weak are being swiftly culled with out ceremony or pomp.

Initial, Martin O’Malley went splat. Then Mike Huckabee was quickly erased from the contest. Rand Paul was in a position to run for a small bit longer just before becoming wiped out.

And now, Rick Santorum, who won the Iowa caucus only four years ago, has also been vanquished. In 2012, he was able to win with hardly any staff — just the help of his truck and $ one hundred,000 worth of Minnesotan sweater vests. This year, he was defeated by a humble man who traveled the state in his modest private jet, and nearly everyone else. The only person Santorum bested in this year’s principal was former governor Jim Gilmore, who “exceeded expectations” by getting the backing of all of 12 men and women.

A single of the few individuals supporting Santorum, really conservative on social troubles, was wealthy donor Foster Friess, greatest remembered for saying in 2012 that “back in [his] days, they’d use Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals place it amongst their knees and it wasn’t that expensive.”

Jeb Bush will hopefully, for his own sake, last lengthy adequate to get his super PAC’s sponsor parachute that drops a puppy from the sky right after he gives an additional applause line greeted with silence.

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